Page 715 of Hell Hath No Fury

Link:Fat or thin, I love you, sugar tits. But when you bounce? **drools** You got my dick wrapped around your pinkie.

Lily:That sounds uncomfortable.

Link:For you or for me?

Lily:Considering your dick’s massive, both of us.

Link:Lol. It ain’t that big, but you can stroke my ego and me anytime you please, baby.

Lily:I already did. Twice today.

Link:Third time’s the charm.

Lily:*snorts*

Lily:No donuts.

Link:Spoilsport.

Lily:I’m not! I just need to fit into that dress.

Link:You fit into it already.

Lily:It’s tight as hell.

Link:Just like your ass. Damn, now I got another boner. That’s all your fault. You can’t talk about tight things in relation to you around me.

Lily:Real mature, Link.

Link:Lol. Never said I was the adult in this relationship.

Lily:*snorts* I figured that out months ago.

Link:Never let it be said my Old Lady ain’t smart.

Link:Although…

Lily:Although, what?

Link:You ain’t that smart that you don’t realize I want you bouncing on my cock whether you’re a hundred pounds or one-eighty.

Lily:Did you just waggle your eyebrows at me?

Link:Lol. You in the diner or something? Can you see me in the garage?

Lily:No. I just know you too well to know that those eyebrows of yours would be doing the Irish jig.

Link:American jig, sugar tits. I’m a 100% pure American stud muffin patriot.

Lily:Does your dick have the Stars & Stripes on it?

Link:Sure does. Has its own little flagpole through the hole and everything.

Lily:Well, that’s one way to decorate it.

Link:Bet your sweet ass it is.

Link:BTW, don’t talk to Giulia about the shit we get up to. I’ve already had an earful from Nyx moaning about Giulia wanting to play with his ass.