Dylan (September 2013)
Where’d you go??
Alexei
Downstairs for breakfast
I can bring you coffee - you want?
Oh
Yeah sure thanks
Hey I think last night might’ve been a mistake
Why are you hungover?
I thought college kids didn’t get hungover
Fuck off I’m not hungover
I didn’t mean the drinking
I meant…the other stuff
The other stuff?
Oh
The dick stuff?
Why? You not enjoy?
You know I did
Enjoying wasn’t the problem
I just don’t want things to be weird
Is only weird if you make it weird
But we’re roommates and teammates
Makes easier to do again
Again?
If you want
I want
Then what is problem?
I guess the current problem is that you’re downstairs and I’m alone upstairs
With no coffee
And a hard dick