Page 74 of The Ninth

I spun around, “UH-UH, UH-UH! WHO THE FUCK YOU TALKING TO?”

He popped his shit the entire time I climbed down the ladder and hopped onto the back of the jet ski. Keep in mind, I have never met nor talked to shorty a day before in my life. He bogus as hell.

“Why you ain’t holding on?”

“I don’t touch niggas.” He shot forward fast as fuck, almost causing me to flip backward off the shits! I hurried up and wrapped my arms around him. “YOU’RE SO FUCKING WEIRD!”

I beat on his ass until we got to the boat. He got off, rolling his eyes and helping me onto it.

Clearly, we were on the wrong fucking boat at first. It went from the Titanic to Boats and Hoes quickly! And we the hoes!

Girl Wen U Dance by DJ Roc came on. There were already four other bitches on the boat. Two of them hoes stepped in the middle and tried to hit their little one, two. Tati and I ain’t nevaaa been scared to battle no hoe!

I snatched my cover up off as we stood in front of them, waiting to dance. As soon as it was thrown to us, we both hit our footwork crazy. I did a back flip while Tati did a front flip, both of us landing in the splits.

“AHHHHHHH!” Kenzie shouted drunk as fuck. Devyn was cackling.

We got into a squat, popping pussy and working our arms. I snickered as we jumped in the air, hitting our highest toe touches before landing on our feet, going backwards onto our back. We hopped back up into a standing position by throwing our legs behind our heads and launching our bodies forward. Don’t eva in your life play with Tami and Kelisha’s daughters!

Tati and I both hugged the girls while laughing. We introduced ourselves as well as MacKenzie and Devyn. Kenzie had an attitude wondering why the nigga had bitches on the boat anyways. There was only like two other niggas. As soon as I went to put my cover up back on, one of them spoke up.

“You don’t have to do that at all, twin...”

“Boy, bye! Ya lil ass would lose your mind fucking with a bitch like me.”

“I’m twenty-two! I don’t care about that shit, folks. I needs you!”

“Cassie!” Devyn waved me over. I gladly walked away from the baby trying to get in trouble.

She got off the boat, jumping onto a jet ski. I cackled, jumping on behind her. She handed me two mini bottles of 1942 to hold. I nervously wrapped my arms around her drunk ass.

“Devy, have you driven one of these before?”

“NOPE!”

VROOOOOOM!

We flew away from the boat and out into the lake. Devyn was laughing wildly as I wrapped my arms around her, SCREAMING. Once it seemed like she was really doing alright, I cut the fuck up on that jet ski! I popped both mini bottles, downing both at the same time. I leaned onto Devyn as she drove, pulling my cover up, up and clapping my ass. Niggas started chasing us on their jet skis.

Once we returned and Devyn was helping me back on the boat, she looked at me for a long time and said something.

“Huh? Huh? Huh?” I repeated a million times.

“Cassandra, did you ever eat anything?”

“Uh...no.”

“All day?!”

“Devyn, stop! I was supposed to see my fucking man today! Let me be in my feels and have fun!”

“Cassandra, you don’t even hear how fucking wasted you sound.”

“Cassie!”

MacKenzie looked over at us and then did a double take, “Hey, take us back to the dock...” she said to her boo.

I sat with my arms folded the entire time.