Page 9 of Victory Lap

Berger

THE CAPTAIN HAS AN ACCOUNT. THE BIO SAYS “DEFENSE.” ONE WORD. I’M GOING TO FRAME IT

Marchetti

the photo. THE PHOTO. who took the photo, that’s a professional photo

Baz

me. i took it. i was aiming for the cat and history happened. photo credit is IN THE CAPTION, marchetti, read the caption

Jensen

good picture

Berger

LIVE from the numbers: eighty thousand followers. one post. he follows ONE account

Thompson

it’s been two hours

Berger

update. one hundred thousand. the bio is still one word. no notes

Marchetti

grayson followed. pr followed. the LEAGUE followed. the bio stays one word. incredible discipline

Murray

the kids saw it at a gas station in Nebraska and cheered. everybody at pump six thought we won something again

also my wife made it the family wallpaper. all five phones. the van votes as a bloc

Mäkinen

the comment section is 90 percent crying and 10 percent asking about the cat. the cat has three fan accounts now

Berger

THE CAT HAS A TEAM. WE’RE HER TEAM

Jensen

she knew first

Baz

she KNEW. she’s known since october. cats don’t leak

Thompson

update from pr. they want to give the cat a media day

Baz