Page 10 of Victory Lap

she’s ready. she was born ready

Thompson

pr asked grayson if we’re putting out a statement. grayson told them the statement is the photo

Berger

unrelated. my aruba landlord stopped answering emails about the shower in may. if the villa isn’t upgraded by august I am going to file a more formal complaint

Marchetti

it’s july. landlords hibernate in july. it’s nothing

Berger

AVI COMMENTED. THE CAPTAIN’S FIRST EVER COMMENT. IT SAYS “ADEQUATE.” SCREENSHOTTING FOR THE MUSEUM

i’m getting it printed and framed. captain, will you sign the frame?

Avi

No.

Berger

THE MUSEUM WILL NOTE THE ARTIST WAS DIFFICULT

Fresh Meat Chat #1

Davis

guys. GUYS. the cap and ash just came out to the entire planet and it’s the number one post in hockey right now

Mueller

is this normal? serious question. cup in year one, captain goes viral in july. is this a normal team?

Hájek

nothing about this year is normal. i have stopped waiting for normal. normal is not coming

Mueller

evidence for the file. a cat has a legal relationship with the stanley cup. there is a form

Davis

the captain broke the internet

Novák

there are two book clubs. possibly three. nobody can count them

Davis

also mueller you drove the zamboni after the parade. you’re evidence too

Mueller