Well? Do you have anything to say to me in light of all this?
The Ghost Prince
Yeah, I do, actually.
I smile triumphantly.
Velvet Villainess
Proceed.
The Ghost Prince
You’re welcome for the best orgasm of your life.
The Ghost Prince
Phew, thanks. Keeping that in was really wearing me down. I feel much better now.
This fucking man…
Velvet Villainess
OMG what is wrong with you???
The Ghost Prince
I have pepper spray embedded in my sinuses at a cellular level. We’ve been over this already, Galina.
My teeth sink into my bottom lip as my cheeks turn pink.
Velvet Villainess
First of all, again, you deserved it.
The Ghost Prince
Agree to disagree?
Velvet Villainess
Oh, you definitely deserved it. Worse, actually.
The Ghost Prince
Can we fast forward to the make-up sex part of this fight?
I laugh. Out loud.
Dammit, self!
Velvet Villainess
Second, you WISH that was the best orgasm of my life.
The Ghost Prince
Best orgasm *so far*. See my request above to fast forward to the make-up sex.