My mouth drops open.
Velvet Villainess
I got bad news for your ego, buddy. That wasn’t even top 100.
The Ghost Prince
It was certainly better than those weak-ass little ones you were giving yourself all week. Me: 1. Battery-operated bullshit: 0.
My entire body throbs with heat.
Because yes, despite my best intentions, I very muchamflirting with him.
Shit.
Velvet Villainess
Wow. Bold move REMINDING ME about the spying. We’ll see how that pans out for you.
The Ghost Prince
Awww, babe.
Velvet Villainess
???
The Ghost Prince
“We’ll” see?
Velvet Villainess
WTF are you trying to say.
The Ghost Prince
You called us a “we” <3 <3 <3
I roll my eyes as a grin spreads over my face.
Yeah. Totally flirting with the masked psychopathfrom the internetwhobroke into my bedroomand planted a hidden camera. A masked psychopath I’ve already done more with sexually than I have with any normal guy, ever.
Honestly, if I get kidnapped, skinned, murdered and raped, I kinda deserve it at this point.
Kidding.
I suddenly realize I’ve been pacing my room while talking to and kinda-sorta flirting with this dickhead. So I stop and sit on theedge of my bed, still clutching the phone and grinning at the screen.
Yup…totallydeserve it.
The Ghost Prince
Let’s go back to these top 100 orgasms. I need names.
Velvet Villainess
lol excuse me?