Page 31 of Irresistibly Us
Aren’t you a lawyer too?
Emmy
Yeah, but I’m the fun kind.
Sarah
Sorry Em, I don’t think there is such thing as a fun kind of lawyer.
Caitlin
There definitely isn’t. Lawyering is serious stuff.
Me
OK THIS IS COOL BUT EYES ON ME.
Maddy
It’s sexier when Cam says that to me.
Me
Blah blah blah you’re having all the good sex with the hot football god, we know.
Maddy
You bet I am.
Me
Cool but I legit need help right now.
I accidentally sat on Tyler’s cock like half an hour ago. It was hard.
Maya
Hot damn, finally!
Emmy
I…need more information.
Sarah
I don’t understand, was it a sex thing? Did you trip and fall? How do you accidentallysit on a cock?
Me
Finally nothing. It wasn’t a sex thing. It was an accident involving me making fun of him for his DVD collection and him tickling me until I could barely breathe and I ended up in his lap and when I did HIS COCK WAS FUCKING HARD.
I felt it between my ass cheeks.
Maya
And?
Me
