Page 89 of So This Is War
Winnie:Where she was trying to accomplish a task, was caught, so she doubled down on said task to try to accomplish it further. Can’t imagine what a triple down would be.
Levi:Oh fuck, is that an option?
Penny:Triple down would be shirtless. Guaranteed.
Blakely:Ooo, or accidental tit pic text. “Ooops, didn’t mean to send that to you.”
Levi:I won’t survive a triple down. I know I won’t. How do I prevent the triple down?
Penny:Pretend the double down doesn’t affect you.
Levi:But I’m hard!
Ollie:Then take a freaking Xanax, for fuck’s sake. Honestly, how can you be that hard all the time? Did you not play with yourself last night?
Levi:I was too nervous to touch it. I didn’t want it to explode. The skin was really tight.
Blakely:*vomits*
Winnie:Dear God, Posey.
Ollie:Why am I a part of this again?
Penny:I’m going to need a lot more than a subpar cup of coffee and coffee cake to deal with this.
Levi:Subpar? Café Peppermint is anything but subpar. It’s like being transported into a Lovemark movie with the quirky shop owner and everything.
Penny:I’m leaving now. Just . . . hold it together while we think about why she’s double downing. Okay?
Levi:You’ll do that? You’ll brainstorm?
Ollie:If it means you’re not talking about your penis skin being tight anymore, then yes.
WYLIE
Wylie:The bra is working. He ran to his bedroom.
Sandie:He had no idea what was coming for him. Did he stare?
Wylie:His eyes practically fell out of his head.
Sandie:I’ve never been more proud.
Wylie:Thank you. Also, did you get the email I sent you last night with the designs?
Sandie:Yes, going to open them up when I’m not at work.
Wylie:Smart. Let me know what you think.
Sandie:Will do.
“Are you ready?” Levi says, returning to the living space with the fakest smile I’ve ever seen.
“Yup. Have everything you need?”
“Yes. I, uh, I forgot to put deodorant on. What a stinky situation that would have been.” He nervously laughs, and it’s really cute.
“Oof, good thing you caught it. My dad hates stink.”
