Page 108 of So This Is War
Ollie:Wow, and here I thought he’d admit she stuffed one of her thongs in his backpack.
Winnie:Or maybe a picture of her, a nudey.
Blakely:Or even sprayed his clothes with her perfume.
Penny:Something other than a book about Vermont.
Blakely:You were right about the ups and downs of dealing with him. Never seen anything like it before.
Penny:Should have been there when he was trying to get you and Halsey together. Epic meltdowns. A total drama queen.
Ollie:Silas told me all about it. He was so irritated one night with the text messages that I had to pacify him with my boob in his mouth.
Winnie:I let Pacey motorboat me when he’s upset.
Penny:I massage Eli’s balls.
Levi:For the love of God, please, stay focused. This is important.
Penny:Right, the book. *rolls eyes* What’s so important about the book?
Levi:You don’t get it. I asked her to type this up.
Penny:And . . .
Blakely:Is that supposed to give us chills?
Levi:It was one of the tasks I gave her.
Ollie:Soo . . .
Levi:And she didn’t do it properly.
Blakely:The actual horror . . .
Winnie:Wait, ladies, I think he’s trying to say that she didn’t do the task properly, which means she didn’t take itseriously, which means . . . maybe she knows that he wasn’t taking his boss duties seriously.
Levi:Winnie, you’re my new favorite.
Ollie:Uh, that seems a little hasty, don’t you think?
Penny:Do you really want to be his favorite?
Ollie:Just nice to be considered.
Winnie:I accept Queen Bee Number One as my title. Thank you.
Blakely:Hold on, if she didn’t take it seriously because she thought that you didn’t take your boss duties seriously, do you think that’s why she double downed?
Levi:Wait, what do you mean?
Blakely:Hear me out. So you asked her to retype this book for God knows what reason and if she was acting as a real assistant who didn’t want to get fired, then she would have seriously typed up the whole thing. But given that she didn’t, that she just made the task look complete, do you think she knows something that you know?
Winnie:Gah! Do you think she knows that her dad’s behind this?
Blakely:That’s exactly what I’m thinking.
Penny:And if she knows about her dad’s involvement, then that would mean she knows that there should be no fooling around, which is why she double downed.
