Page 107 of So This Is War
Ollie:I second that.
Blakely:Third.
Levi:Not sure if I should be happy about that or not. But either way, back to the topic at hand. She walked in on me, then I got pissed, walked in on her, and then told her she’d crossed the line and left.
Ollie:Hold on, when you say walked in on her . . . what does that mean?
Winnie:Was about to ask the same thing.
Levi:She was getting off as well.
Winnie:Wow, what a night.
Blakely:Did you see anything?
Levi:She was covered by her bedding as well, but she did actually come while I was there.
Penny:Oh my God, she finished in front of you? I think I might like this girl.
Winnie:Bold choice.
Ollie:I’m getting horny.
Blakely:When are you not horny, Ollie?
Ollie:Never. I’m horny all the time.
Winnie:Same. I never knew sex until Pacey came along—sorry, Penny.
Penny:It’s fine. I’m just going to pretend you’re not with my brother and leave it at that. Congrats on the amazing sex.
Winnie:Thank you, he’s so good with his tongue.
Penny:I said congrats, I didn’t ask for details.
Ollie:Let’s talk more about tongues.
Levi:CAN WE FOCUS ON ME! I saw her come last night. I can’t get her moan out of my head.
Blakely:Right, we’re here to support bologna boy. What did you do after she came?
Levi:Laid down the hammer.
Ollie:The hammer being your penis?
Penny:Great question.
Levi:No, not my penis, a metaphorical hammer. Told her she crossed the line. And then this morning, she was a bit cold and standoffish. She actually looked upset, like she was going to cry. I was worried that I’d hurt her feelings, and I’ve been stewing about it all goddamn morning. Then I found something . . .
Penny:^^^ See that pause, ladies? He uses that for the drama.
Winnie:I was going to say, it’s quite dramatic. Just tell us, why did you have to use the ellipses?
Levi:It’s better that way.
Ollie:It’s more annoying. Just tell us what you found.
Levi:Well, I was eating my pretzels, about to read the book about Vermont that she typed up for me, when I noticed that what she’d typed was the same few paragraphs, over and over and over again.
