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okay yes sorry it was a dingus move

but people are so excited!!!!

and you know how i get when people are excited!!!!

go fast all the time always!!!!

and i really think youll make a great zine!!!!

I don’t want to make one.

I don’t like writing.

i remember when you used to!!!

you were great!!!!!

I wish literally no one remembered.

Humiliating.

we must have been reading different things???

because i loved it????

i wish you hadnt stopped.

You were the only one, probably.

UNTRUE!!!!

nylan and parker were talking about your last short story the other day!!!!

You were talking about me?

IN A GOOD WAY I SWEAR

Ugh.

Okay.

Can I tell you a secret?

duh

i love them

theyre safe with me

A parent complained.

About me.

Because I wrote a story with a fat they/them main character in that fall issue from sophomore year.

And she worried it would “make her kid gay” and “glorify obesity” or whatever.

WHAT NO