Who's that Girl?

I can’t believe this.

She’s ignoring me. My wife is ignoring me. I don't even know where she is. Are we over? Is that what this means? It’s a terrifying thought.

Granted, she wasn’t wrong. We’ve been having a rough time for awhile now. Things have been ... hard. But it’s not her fault. It’s mine. I see that now. I’ve been so clueless.

Claire Madison — no, Claire Mason-Madison — the best thing to ever happen to me, my gorgeous, kind, unbelievably hilarious wife — is leaving me (I think) and I have no one to blame but myself.

I can’t believe I let this happen. Stupid, Adam. Stupid, stupid, stupid.