Why can’t you do it?
Sara:
I’m not in the mood.
I can touch myself all I want, but if I’m not feeling it, it’s not going to work.
Operator 69:
That’s fair. But there’s also an easy fix.
Is your TYMM there today?
Sara:
What’s a TYMM?
Operator 69:
Too Young Mystery Man.
Sara:
Lol, no he’s not here.
Probably hasn’t rolled out from underneath his hungover hook-up yet.
Wait
He just walked in.
Operator 69:
Perfect timing.
Sara:
For what? I’m not about to ask him to help me masturbate in the bathroom.
Operator 69:
Now THERE’S an idea…
Sara:
Ian!
Operator 69:
LOL I just mean he’ll make a good visual aid. Like yesterday.
What does he look like today?
Sara:
He’s standing in line, waiting to order and is doing something on his phone like everyone else.
Dark jeans, plain white tee stretched tight over his muscles.