Sara:
I accept.
Operator 69:
Excellent. And remember…
All day long, I’ll be somewhere in the world…
Thinking about you being naked under your skirt.
Sara:
You’ve officially made me blush more today than I have in the last year.
Operator 69:
I like hearing that. I predict you’ll blush even more tomorrow.
Sara:
We’ll see.
I debate on being just a bit wicked for all of a second, then decide to dish out a little tit for tat. I snap a quick selfie, crop half of my face out, and hit send before I can talk myself out of it.
Operator 69:
Fuuuuck ???? Now who’s killing who?
And on that note, it’s time for me to go, gorgeous.
I have to take care of this raging hard-on you gave me.
Sara:
Mmm, I’ll be running that image through my head all night long.
Operator 69:
That’s good.
Because you’ll be in mine long after I spend myself on my stomach from all the filthy thoughts of you.
Sara:
??????
Operator 69:
LOL Sweet dreams, Sara.
Sara:
Goodnight, Ian.
Oh my God, who even am I?
I check my reflection in the mirror to make sure I haven’t somehow transformed into a woman I don’t recognize. Nope. Still the same.