Page 81 of The Devil's Revelation
“Don’t snap at my Old Lady,” King barks at him with a glare of his own. The two of them engage in a stare off for a few long seconds until Stone gives a subtle nod.
“Whatever,” Rose says loudly. “Look, we have a bet going and you’re cramping our style.”
“A bet?” Bullet asks warily.
Rose grins wickedly. “Yes. Whichever one of us can hit the tiny dick wins.”
“No way you can hit that,” Titan laughs. “Damn, do you see that thing? It’s fucking tiny. I feel bad for whoever they modelled that after.”
“It’s not the size that matters, but what you can do with it,” I point out.
Titan smirks and drawls, “Is that what you need to tell yourself to feel better, Izzy? I mean, I know Torque isn’t packing like—”
“Asshole,” Torque growls, shoving him and making Titan laugh.
“Can you all just back up so we can do this?” Rose asks irritably. “We were having a great time before you all came along.”
“Oh forgive us for coming to see why people were shooting on our damn property,” Bullet says sarcastically.
“Are they drunk?” someone hollers.
“We are not drunk,” Sage hollers back, affronted.
“Let’s just get this over with,” Syn says, irritation clear. “Rose, you go first.”
“Gladly,” she says as she saunters over to pick up her gun. She aims, but she misses by a couple of inches. “Damn it,” she pouts.
“I don’t know whether to be relieved or not,” Bullet remarks with a half smile.
“Sage,” Syn says, waving her forward.
“She’s gets this, brother, you’re fucked,” Torque remarks with a grin. “She’s already broken one guy’s dick, you really want her to be able to shoot one too?”
King winces. Sage flips Torque off, then lines up her shot. She gets the guy in the hip and huffs. King steps forward as soon as she sets the gun down and hauls her back, making her yelp in surprise. I ignore whatever he says to her because it’s my turn.
I glance back at Torque who grins at me. “Just remember how much you like my dick,” he says helpfully.
Syn snorts. “Men think we only want them for their dicks.”
“Maybe if you got some good dick you might change your mind,” Stone remarks drily, obviously trying to egg her on.
“You let me know when you find me someone,” Syn retorts. “Any options for me here aren’t worth my time.”
Stone scowls at her jab.
I line myself up, take a deep breath, and eye the dummy. I can do this, I tell myself. Just aim for the dick. That tiny dick.
Damn, it’s even funnier to think about.
I pull the trigger and then lower the gun, clicking the safety on as the girls all start laughing. Pieces of the dildo fly all around the dummy and hit the grass, and I grin. I turn and see the men all staring at me, dumbfounded.
“We’re fucked, boys,” Timber remarks, clearly shocked. “We’ve got Rose who’s a ball buster, Sage who’s a dick breaker, and now Izzy who can just shoot it clean off.”
