Page 80 of Fourplay & Fatalities
Avi leaned into the camera, taking up most of the frame to say, “We do sometimes lie on top of each other like otters.” He smacked his palms together. “But only so we don’t float away from each other.”
“Avi!” Felix admonished.
Zane giggled. “They’re weird ‘bout it, though. No eye contact. If you don’t make eye contact, it’s not gay.”
“I don’t think gay is their concern, Lois,” Asa said.
“Yeah, pretty sure the world knows we’re hella gay,” Avi agreed.
Zane frowned. “Oh…is it a twinces’ thing?”
Asa chuckled. “Yes, Lois. I’m pretty sure that’s it.”
IShipTwincestButImSorry: Have you ever had to explain bruises to the pediatrician?
“Have we ever had to explain bruises to the pediatrician? I’m gonna assume you mean on Lois and not on our—their—children,” Asa corrected. He looked at Zane, his gaze pinning him in place. “Have you?”
Zane blushed to the roots of his hair, then nodded. “They made us do a ‘safe at home’ screening when they saw the rope marks on my wrist. Now, there’s a note on file in our chart.”
Felix grimaced. “It’s laminated.”
Asa leaned into Zane and Felix’s space, reading over their shoulders.
CallChildProtectiveServices: I dare you to answer every single question we ask honestly until the end of the live
Zane scoffed. “What are we, five? Do you double-dog dare us?”
“Let’s do it,” Avi said.
“Avi,” Felix groaned.
“What? You can’t back down from a dare.”
“Well, there goes our careers,” Zane muttered.
CallChildProtectiveServices: Are you four in a relationship?
They all exchanged glances, then Felix said, “You could call it that, sure.” A bunch of people in the comments said that was a non-answer. Felix shrugged. “It’s the truth.”
ChokeMeAsa: Does Felix also get punished?
PutTheTwinsInJail: Oh, that’s a good one. Yeah, if you guys are into DD, does that mean you both get disciplined?
Zane asked, reading the next question, “Disciplined by who? Or whom? Whom?” he asked Felix, so close his eyes crossed, making him blink.
“I do the punishing,” Felix purred. “Don’t I, baby?”
“Yes,” Avi and Zane said at the same time.
Zane couldn’t stop the bark of laughter that erupted. They were fucked. They were so fucked now.
There was a slew of shocked emojis.
FitWithFelix: Do you guys have family text threads and is there one for just sex stuff?
Asa shrugged. “Yes, next question.”
“Does everyone in your house have a safe word?” Avi asked, then gave Zaney a heated once-over, tipping his chin up to meet his gaze. “There’s only one person in our house who needs one. Right, Zaney?”
