Page 75 of Fourplay & Fatalities

BruisePatternAnalysis: Right? Or warning him.

MulvaneyTruthNetwork: It’s so toxic.

BruisedAndBlessed: I think it’s hot.

BruisePatternAnalysis: Seek help.

BruisedAndBlessed: Says the person commenting on a stranger’s sex life.

Oh, God. This was going to be a shitshow. Zane could feel it.

“So, I stupidly asked all of you what it would take to hit ten million subscribers, and you asked for a core-four—your label, not mine—Q&A where you’re allowed to ask us anything. And in my stupid, midnight margarita stupor, I agreed. So, here we are. Live. No edits. No do-overs.”

“No PR team,” Felix added ruefully, picking up his wine glass and swirling the red liquid around, almost like he was reminding Zane it was there.

“I doubt there’s anyone in the world who doesn’t know the people beside me, but I’ll introduce them anyway, even if it’s just so you can tell them apart. The one on my left is Asa, architect of skyscrapers, LEGO castles⁠—”

“And about 87% of his bumps and bruises,” Asa added, a predatory smile spreading across his face.

Zane blushed, a smile of his own playing at his lips. “And those. He’s fluent in growling like a romance novel MC, has never smiled in a photo on purpose, and gives the best hugs…but only when no one’s looking.”

“I can attest to the last one,” Felix agreed.

Asa met Zane’s gaze in the camera and his heart started doing cartwheels behind his ribs. He was so fucking sexy. He wanted to let the man do filthy things to him.

“That means the one on the right is Avi, CEO of Gemini Athletics, destroyer of said LEGO castles, and essentially a golden retriever on steroids…with a knife in his mouth. He said to tell you he’s the louder twin, the prettier twin, and the reason we’ve had to replace three patio doors this year.”

“I added the last one,” Felix said, taking another sip of his wine.

He looked so proud of himself that Zane half expected him to start purring.

“And this pretty little bundle in my lap is Felix, maker of couture clothes, couture children, and the only reason this household hasn’t spontaneously combusted. He runs an empire in heels, packs pre-school lunches like a Pinterest mom, and somehow wakes up looking like a supermodel every day.”

“Shut up,” Felix said, blushing.

“It’s true,” Avi said. “That’s why the universe made him a bad driver. Otherwise, he’d be too powerful.” Felix reached out and pinched Avi’s nipple until he squawked. “Save it for later, kitten. We’re on camera,” he gasped, doing his best to sound scandalized.

TwinksAgainstTime: OMG. They’re adorable.

PolyHo4Life: Felix is so lucky.

FelixFashionFreak: Avi is lucky. Felix is gorgeous.

SexDungeonDIY: Zane is lucky. He gets all three of them whenever he wants.

AllTopEachOtherFightMe: #goals for real.

ArchiTechLover: I would let Asa Mulvaney glaze me like a donut.

Felix pointed out the last comment to Asa, who snorted. “I hate sugar. Sorry.”

Zane bit his bottom lip until he could regain some composure. “And I’m Zane, crime blogger, fiction writer, trad-husband, and conspiracy theorist. And before anyone wastes a question on this, yes, it’s true. We all live together,” Zane added.

BarbequeButMakeItBondage: Do you guys have orgy rules or is it just a free-for-all?

DomesticDisciplineDaddy: Can we get a house tour? Bedroom(s) first?

BarbequeButMakeItBondage: Is there a color-coded sex schedule?