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Reid: I would rather retire.
Chase: MAYDAY MAYDAY HUTCHY JUST MADE A JOKE
Jake: Can we vote on his song?
Reid: I think I already have other plans for Friday. Can’t make it.
Chase: Reid Hutchison, you raggedy bitch, you’re coming!
A poll appears.
WHAT IS HUTCHY SINGING?
Backstreet Boys
Backstreet Boys but sad
Backstreet Boys with choreography
I stare at it for several seconds with a frown.
Me: This poll has only one answer.
Chase: KARLSSON SPEAKS
Eli voted for Backstreet Boys with choreography
Jake added a new poll option: Whatever requires the most sustained eye contact
Jake voted for Whatever requires the most sustained eye contact
Logan voted for Backstreet Boys with choreography
Reid: Fuck you, Brooks. And interesting choice, Logan.
Logan: I stand by it.
Reid: Great. Why don’t you tell Eli what you and his sister were doing under the table on your date Tuesday night?
There is a pause.
Logan: I no longer stand by anything.
Eli: What.
Jake: Oh fuck.
Chase: REID HUTCHISON FROM THE TOP ROPE
Logan: Hutchy.
Reid: You voted for choreography, you made your bed Pookie
Eli: MILLER.
Logan: In my defense, she started it
Eli: Stop talking
