Master made a thinking sound. “What kind of stuff? I need to know what kind of attention you’re going to give me before I make promises about naughty stuff.”
Naughty stuff.
I didn’t giggle but I wanted to.
Master was going to do naughty stuff with big me.
“I…I can read you books and…and tell you stories…and…oh…” I knew stuff. It was naughty stuff, though, so I wiggled to put my lips right up to Master’s ear and talked soft. “I know other places to give you kisses, Master. Like in Klynn’s books.”
Master raised one eyebrow and looked at me silly, but I could feel his happies still. He just looked like a Master but inside he was laughing like a Daddy. “I will accept that as good future attention, but we’re not going to rush. I’m patient.”
He might’ve been patient but he liked wiggles, so I did it again.
His happies got really big in the bond but I didn’t giggle and give away his secret. I just wiggled and smiled and kissed his cheek again. “Future attention. I won’t forget, Master.”
And I was going to remember to listen in my head really good to know what he liked.
Master was only gonna do naughty stuff with me and Daddy, so I had to help him know what he liked. I was going to be a good helper and wiggle and kiss and be so nice he got really-really big-big happy. He could practice with me and then be really good at naughty stuff he did with Daddy.
Once they stopped pretending they didn’t like each other.
They did.
I could feel it.
They were just big-big stubborn.
“I know.” Master kissed my cheek and gave me a Daddy-type hug. “I’m looking forward to it but what did I say?”
He worried just like Daddy.
“That you’re patient.” I was so smart he practiced outside smiling for me. “Patient Masters get hugs.”
And more wiggles.
Master really liked wiggles and even groaned in my head but his face still looked like a stern Master. It made me wonder if the other stern Masters I’d met were nicer than I’d thought. I didn’t like mean Masters but maybe they giggled on the inside too?
“I like hugs.” Master’s voice was different, like he wanted to groan out loud and I could feel Daddy’s brain wiggles start moving around again.
Daddy was always very curious.
“One more hug.” And one more wiggle. “You’re a good Master.”
Oops.
Master gave me his suspicious look once I sat still again. “I am also a smart Master. Don’t forget that my little Earthling.”
He was so cute.
“Yes, Master.” But smart Masters needed reasons to spank their cute boys, so I wiggled one more time then laughed as I hopped off Master’s lap and onto Daddy’s. “Don’t forget. I’m cute, Master.”
Daddy cocked his head and stared at me. “Then why does cute look very suspicious this time?”
“Because you’re smart too.” Master’s dry response made me giggle and I laughed so hard I collapsed into Daddy. He held me tight just like he was supposed to and I got more happies from both of them. “He doesn’t seem to understand the difference between giving hugs and giving…wiggles.”
Master was so funny but Daddy was confused. “That is not as clear of an explanation as you seem to think.”
Daddy didn’t understand…so I was helpful and wiggled for Daddy too.