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Dylan (January 2017)

Hey you good? You got hit pretty bad there…

Alexei

Barczyk is an asshole. Fuck him. Dirty motherfucker. Next time we play him he will not think it’s so funny

But you’re doing okay?

He only knocked out a tooth. I will be fine. Just a lot of blood.

I will knock out HIS tooth

No you won’t

And why not? He deserves it

Yeah maybe. And maybe someone’ll do it, but it won’t be you. Besides you’re even

Even? How is it even when I am here in medical and he finished game?

Because I punched him for you. Busted his lip open. Coach wasn’t happy but hey it was kind of satisfying

You beat up Barczyk for me?

OFC

He is good fighter. Better than you. Scrappy. I’m impressed you beat him

Fuck off I fight just fine

Because you are big

And he’s small so I don’t see the problem

He is good fighter because he is small. He has to be. You are mediocre fighter because you don’t need to be. Did you get hurt?

… He might’ve busted open my lip too. And given me a black eye. And I got an instigator penalty on top of the fighting major.

Next time we play the kings, I will fuck him up for you

Babe don’t worry about it. It’s not a big deal. You gotta leave that shit behind. Game’s over and we won

Fine. I will be home when they are done here. Don’t wait up

Oh, I’ll wait up ;)

6 2017-2018 SEASON

turkeytalk (April 15, 2018): Rocket Richard Trophy? More like the Dylan Everett Trophy. That’s his 5th Rocket. Since he’s joined the league, it’s gone to him more than any other player. In fact, NO ONE has EVER earned it more. Just sayin.

↪ prowlers4life: lol Nilsson got it last season, Nilsson’s getting it this season. And they’re gonna win the Cup. Face it, Everett and the Turkeys are old news - Nilsson and the Prowlers are the real deal now.

↪ turkeytalk: fucking bs right there. Yeah Nilsson and the Prowlers are good rn, but that franchise ain’t done shit in the 15 years they’ve been around. Saying Everett isn’t relevant anymore is gonna be a bad look in a few months. Mark my words, the Turkeys are due for another Cup within the next three seasons.

PortlandProwlersNHL (June 4, 2018): The Portland Prowlers are your Stanley Cup champions! Playoff MVP is none other than Lars Nilsson, who ended the season first in scoring and fifth in assists, then led the playoffs in goals and points. Congratulations, Prowler Pack!

↪ turkeytalk: son of a bitch