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Even the Dylan Everett from hockey can’t score on command

lol baps you’re actually funny you should talk more

You’re always so quiet

No pressure but think about inviting your dad

Ok I will think about it

abqturkeysnhl (October 29, 2023): The Turkeys had a dominant performance in Quebec vs the Fleur-de-lis. Everett with a hat trick, Baptiste with four assists, and Briggs allowing only one goal.

↪ turkeytalk: Some guys play worse after a loss like the one in Toronto... Good sign that this year’s turkeys can bounce back.

luc-henri-sourit (October 29, 2023): Look at Baptiste with his dad after the game! That is a 1000/10 smile. I haven’t seen a smile like that on my boy since the draft. The world is healing.

↪ luc-henri-sourit: But seriously look at the side by side. This is his picture when he joined the Turkeys. Miserable. Grumpy. A man who hasn’t known happiness since rookie season.

↪ luc-henri-sourit: This is a picture of him warming up with the Turkeys before the game in Toronto. Just a happy guy playing sewer ball with the boys. Casually smiling like that isn’t an expression his face forgot how to make for like four years. Amazing.

Dylan (October 2023)

Did your papa have fun visiting the team?

Baptiste

We are a little rambunctious for him but yes I think so

You were right it was a good idea

Thank you

De rien :)

Don’t ask me to pronounce that I just looked it up online

And I told you we’d win

And that you’d score

The third goal was a little much

See you’re hilarious babe

Just wanted to guarantee the win

But honestly your passes were just too crisp no one’s missing those

I’m sure I can find many Devils, Ice Owls, and Reapers who would disagree

Uhm no they’d agree

You pass great. Like objectively

If anyone says otherwise they’re lying

Just needed an above mediocre winger to cash in

I am slightly above mediocre, so no problem