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Nover (April 2023)

Hey so no end of season party this year?

Dylan

No I kept forgetting and now half the team has left for the summer

???? You forgot?? Bro.

I know I know

I fucked up

It just felt like there was more time and then there wasn't

Tough love time?

Ugh

Go ahead

I've kept my mouth shut because you say you're fine and all

(Fyi “fine” is a really low bar you should aim higher)

But you've been distracted all season

And sure, distracted Dylan Everett still outscores most of the league

But when you're dropping the ball on captain stuff that’s where we’ve got to recalibrate

At the end of the season when we’ve got a new guy on the team and morale is low from the playoff situation

We really needed something more than a few drinks at the Sunset Tap

We need you to set the tone

So…do better?

Fuck I’m sorry

Hey this season kind of sucked for all of us so no biggie

But we need next season to not suck

Not to be dramatic but I don’t think this team makes it far without you as captain

So pls get it together

And if you need me to host team stuff just lmk

Gotta earn that A somehow

You mean besides giving me shit?

And goals. I give you a lot of goals

Each pass is permission to say whatever I want