Page 49 of How to Kill Your Rival

Eliza

Improvise how?

James

The fire escape door was nailed shut.

Eliza

Well, fuck. Hope the police fire code that shit after they find him.

James

Could have been dangerous.

Eliza

We wouldn’t want that for him.

James

Still. It’s all good.

Eliza

I did mine in fourteen minutes, including the chat.

James

Fourteen minutes is long.

Eliza

He needed a good talking to. Wholey didn’t understand why anyone would want his arse dead.

James

Giving a lecture still counts against the time.

I roll my eyes. Sometimes, these fuckers need a real good verbal tongue lashing before they are introduced to my knife.

Eliza

Still winning.

James

Go to bed, Hamilton.

Eliza

You go to bed.

James

Your bed?

That gets me feeling tingles in my unmentionables.