Me:
The sheets are clean.
Finley:
If they weren’t, I just folded clean ones.
Finley:
How clean are we talking?
Finley:
You are a bachelor.
Me:
Clean.
I’m about to add that I haven’t had anyone in that bed, but I stop myself.
Finley:
Fine, but if I hear you come in, I’ll just go home.
Me:
Sounds good.
Finley:
You are a lot nicer when you aren’t in front of me.
Me:
I’m always nice.
Finley:
Agree to disagree.
Me:
Don’t you have to go to bed?
Finley:
I have to shower first.
Me:
There are clean towels in the hallway closet. You should know, they’re right above the sheets.
Finley:
10-4.
Me: