“K3! Nice to meet you. I’m Donnie, your captain. This is my boat.”
“Well, thank you for having us. I’m just following my friends along.”
“Can I get you a drink? Do you want to help drive?”
“I’m fine but thank you.”
Before he could respond, I quickly snatched my hand away, walking towards the back. There were about five niggas and four of us. Tati and I died laughing as Kenzie’s old head picked her up, rising and slamming her down onto his dick. He was buff as fuck, full gray beard and a nice haircut. I definitely wasn’t mad at shorty.
For the beginning of the boat ride, we just took shot after shot. Drink after drink. The music was calm and the vibes were immaculate. I ignored any side conversations and just stuck to the group discussion.
The most old head shit we could ever talk about was what they considered the best liquor. Kenzie think she’s a liquor connoisseur, so she was all into it.
“I’m getting food, do you want any?” Devyn asked.
“Nope!” I shook my head.
I watched her switch away as somebody’s daddy followed right behind her. A younger guy with locs and a faded beard stood up,
“Man, they don’t want to hear this. They tryna turn up!”
I giggled as he turned the speakers up. Wife Er by Spenzo came on. Me and my sistas immediately hopped up onto the seats.
“WHAT HE SAYYYYY!” Tati yelled, bending over.
I sat in a squat while Kenzie bent over, shaking her entire ass. I bounced my own up and down while rubbing and slapping all over her shit. My cover up came up on my hips, so my ass was let loose. When I looked over, Donnie was standing with a beer, watching me. He was clearly hard through his swim trunks, but that didn’t make me stop. I make every dick around me rise like a magician.
Devyn came out laughing with the guy that followed her. She put a number in his phone that I doubted was her own. Probably to the tattoo place she always failed to mention where it’s at.
She ran up to us, hopping up on the seats and twerking as well. This bitch hungry ass was dancing with a club sandwich in her hand. I fell over onto the deck laughing at her. And also drunk as fuck.
“You need to bite this Cassandra!” she laughed, stretching the sandwich out to me.
“ON BABY I KNOW THAT AIN’T MY SHORTY! MACKENZIEEEE!” Devyn, Tati, and Kenzie all hit the deck on top of me. “MACKENZIE, GETCHO ASS ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN JET SKI BEFORE I SHOOT THAT BOAT UP!”
“UH-UH, UH-UH! I GOTTA FUCK KENZO ONE MO TIME BEFORE I GO!” I yelled out, scared for my life.
Devyn whimpered, “WHY THE FUCK HE GOT A GUN IN LAKE MICHIGAN?!”
We heard a gun cock. All the old heads went, “Oooooo....”
Finally, this bitch got up. We watched as she did the walk of shame to the ladder on the boat. She climbed down and got on the back with him. He looked over at us. This nigga big as hell in height and muscles and need to be in somebody’s sports. I just know he throwing my sista around in the bed! That’s why she’s following directions now.
He looked at the three of us, “I’ll be back for the rest of y’all!”
“NO YOU WON’T!” we all yelled.
“OH YES THE FUCK I WILL! WATCH!”
With that, he swung his dreads that were dyed blonde at the ends and drove away. Kenzie looked back at us mouthing, sorry. He and another one of his friends came back after dropping Kenzie off to the other boat. I sent Devyn and Tati first. He looked serious.
I felt a hand on my waist. Fuck! I hate when nigga’s touch me! I turned, removing Donnie’s hands and folding my arms before I popped his ass.
“You don’t have to go,” he smiled.
“I got a man, and I don’t appreciate you touching on me.”
“MOVE YO ASS!” Kenzie’s YN yelled.