Page 33 of The Ninth
Me: I’m doing terrible and I fear for my life.
K3: BABY IT’S ME, I UNMUTED. ARE YOU OKAY?!
Me: AND WHEN YOU COME TOMORROW MAN-MAN, PREPARE TO GET YO ASS BEAT!
I hung up as Kenzie chuckled. The music finally cut on as they started letting people in. Devyn was extra focused on making sure the bar was stocked and that they had change. Me and Tati was sitting here like two dummies, staring into glasses of liquor.
“Y’all need to pick your damn faces up!” Kenzie yelled. “We bout to pout over some niggas or make some money?”
“Pout over some niggas,” Tati and I said at the same time. Kenzie and Devyn chuckled.
“You’re never going to tell me you love me, are you?” I heard Juan say in my head.
“I’m sorry this shit is being spread about me,” K3 consoled.
“EXCUSE ME!” some bitch yelled behind us. None of us gave her attention but Devyn’s green ass. “I SAID EXCUSE ME!”
“I’m really the wrong bitch to piss off right now...” Tatianna mumbled.
“Are you fucking my nigga?” shorty asked.
“What’s his name?” the three of us responded at once. Tati giggled, nudging me. Knowing damn well I ain’t fucking anybody but dumb ass Juan.
She slid between Tati and I, showing Kenzie her phone. I looked at Kenzie and shook my head. This hoe stay in some shit. I glanced at the phone and laughed.
“Is something funny?!” she snapped.
“Yeah. I just heard your nigga a tricking Buford.”
“Girl, I don’t give a fuck what you heard! I know he ain’t fucking with this nasty ass bitch! I don’t know why the fuck she got him in her close friends but bitch I’ll walk yo ass!”
Kenzie slid her phone out of her back pocket. The girl kept yapping and yapping as Devyn watched in shock. She was honestly being so disrespectful, saying the nastiest things about my friend. If she was actually ugly or stank, I would care. I threw my drink back, signaling for Devyn to pour me another. Suddenly, Kenzie flipped her phone.
Me, Tati, and the bitch all three leaned in with our noses to the screen. Sure enough, the tricking ass Buford was ON FILM sucking Kenzie’s pussy off the bone. And she wasn’t recording, either. He was the one recording. My mouth dropped open as he pulled back, a string of Kenzie’s wetness stretching from her pussy to his lips. Her pussy was laser hair removal bald, fat, and pink.
“OOOOO BITCHHHH!” I yelled, cackling. “THAT MOTHAFUCKA SO PRETTY!”
“Kenzie, just raise Doodas with me. I’ll let you cheat with niggas too,” Tati smiled.
The girl smacked Kenzie’s phone out her hand. She lunged forward but it was already too late. I pinned her to the bar while Tati and Kenzie put hands and feet on this hoe. Security came, twisting their mouth at me. I cackled, letting the thot hoe up. As soon as she raised up from the bar, Devyn threw a cup of liquor in her face.
“Your mouth is so rude!” she screamed like a teacher. That had all three of us crying.
“THIS THE SHIT I BE TALKING BOUT!” Liv yelled. She walked up to us, slamming an empty clipboard onto the bar. “The Cousins and their acquaintance!”
“Unctie, the fuck you need a clipboard for?” Tati asked.
“You shut the hell up, Thotianna. I’m tired of y’all beating on people in this damn club! Y’all the ones that asked for Throwback Night and we already opened and started. Why ain’t y’all throwing it back?!”
“Huhhhh. My nigga made me sad...” I mumbled.
Liv patted my shoulder sympathetically, “Which one?”
“Bye bitch! Both of em, how about that!”
“What better way to get back at them than making money? Do your big one tonight, Cass. Don’t leave a dollar unturned.”
I looked at Liv, winking. That’s all I needed to hear. I be on some coo shit in this mothafucka. But some nights, I really abuse niggas. This is definitely one of those nights.
