Page 59 of The Brat: Prequel
Uncle Conor: Who told who what?
Me: @Eoghan and @Brennan about me pledging
Uncle Conor: I’m not a snitch. Honey, do you know the secrets I’m sitting on? It’d give the CIA hives
Eoghan: What do you think your guards are doing all day? Their nails?
Uncle Declan: I wouldn’t be surprised. That Harvey’s a lazy cunt
Brennan: Your guards told us about the parties
Me: So Uncle Conor said nothing
Uncle Conor: I’m actually offended. Damn nerve!
Uncle Aidan: Why didn’t you tell us you were helping her, dipshit?
Uncle Conor: Because, hello, I’d prefer her to have access to one of us than none of us
Uncle Conor: That group is full of literal psychos!
Eoghan: We’re not the sanest
Uncle Conor: No, Eoghan, Jesus, but we want her to be safe. Those assholes aren’t as invested in that as we are.
Eoghan: Should still have told us
Brennan: They’re right
Uncle Conor: Gah, fuck the lot of you
Me: @UncleConor
Uncle Conor: My honor’s been impugned, @Victoria!! I deserve at least two nights of free babysitting when you’re back from college again
Me: Done!
Me: Sorry, Uncle C
Me: As for the lot of you, SNOOPS
Eoghan: HA! Takes one to know one
Me: I got a letter from them today
Uncle Aidan: What do they want?
Me: Well, it’s pledging instructions
No way am I telling them that the Veronians expect me to hurt some dude called Harrington before I can even pledge.
Uncle Aidan: So, we need to buckle up
Brennan: I’ll increase her guard
Me: You don’t need to!
Uncle Conor: I repeat, they’re psychos, Victoria
