Page 8 of The Last Goodbye
Did I mention that she’s hot as hell and Brody just told me she’s off-limits.
Phoenix
The fire emoji kind of gave it way, asshat.
Cutler
I haven’t heard of any new friends.
Brody
That’s because they literally just met her here at the bar, yet they’re acting like they’ve known the woman their entire lives.
Phoenix
They trust people too easily.
Cannon
Since when is that a bad thing?
Phoenix
It’s always a bad thing to trust people you don’t know. Have I taught you nothing?
Cannon
Can we focus on why this gorgeous woman is off-limits please. No woman should ever be off-limits, unless she emptied your bank account or stole your car. #beentheredonethat
What are we even talking about?
Brody
The woman of interest is Briar Sinclair. The same woman you said is trying to ruin your life.
How the fuck do Gracie and Tatum know her? She’s literally been in town for a day.
Cutler
You know my girl. She’s never met a stranger. Tatum’s the same way.
Phoenix
Tatum used to bring stray dogs home with her when we were kids, so I’m not surprised.
Brody
I do recall Tater Tot bringing a raccoon home once.
Phoenix
Yes. I’m the one who had to go in and get it out from under her bed.
Cutler
And is their new friend a woman or a raccoon?
Cannon
