Brody
I saw Gracie and Tatum exchange numbers with her, so not sure they got the memo.
Traitors.
Cannon
You’re too quick to decide someone is the enemy. Maybe you just tell her you’re not interested, and then we can all be friends. Or more than friends if she’s interested in a sexy bull rider.
I will cut off your balls, cook them up, and serve them to you on Friday afternoon.
My boys always came to the restaurant on Fridays, and we ate steaks and caught up. It was a weekly ritual that we’d been doing for a long time.
Cannon
I already feel like I got my balls cut off in practice yesterday.
Phoenix
What happened?
Cannon
You know…Coach is on this kick that I need to do some bareback riding to build more control. Try doing that when you’re holding on to a thousand-pound beast with your thighs and that fucker is bucking like his life depends on it.
Cutler
Brody
Phoenix
Phoenix
Hey, at least Bass gave you bowling balls for your balls.
Cannon
Thanks dude. And to reward you for your confidence in my testicles, I’ll stay away from your nemesis.
Appreciate it.
Brody
See, was that so hard?
Cutler
That’s what she said.
Cannon
Yes…yes it is. Always.
Phoenix
I’m done with this conversation.
I let out a quiet chuckle as I sat at my desk and was just setting my phone down when it lit up again.