Page 131 of Demons Dig Donuts

NOPE

Lou pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed loudly.

Mr. Heiss made almost the exact same face.

“We’re gonna need a new magical limo,” Indy said with a cheerful grin. “Seeing as how the other one exploded. Too bad that wasn’t, like, an illusion or whatever too. Oh! Maybe I can blow you in there.”

“It is time to leave now.” Mr. Heiss wrapped his arm around Indy’s shoulders, guiding him to the door. It opened automatically for them.

GOOD BYE ASSHOLE

GOOD BYE INDY

“Bye!” Indy waved. “See all of your beautiful faces later!”

“Hey, before you go.” Seymour pulled his phone out of his pocket. “Digits?”

“Huh?” Indy turned back with a grin. “Oh, the Monster Fucker Squad is so on!”

Neil grimaced. “Really want to pick a different name please.”

“Here, let me just type it in.” Indy took Seymour’s phone. “Since somebody hasn’t given mine back.” He typed quickly. “Probably looking at all my dick pics, my gay memes—”

Mr. Heiss wordlessly plucked the phone out of Indy’s hands to give back to Seymour. He pushed Indy through the open door, and there was a new limo waiting there in place where the old one had been.

Indy waved frantically, calling out, “I texted myself a bunch of eggplant emojis! Don’t forget to add Neil to the chat!”

“Only if you change the name!” Neil argued.

“Not changing it!” Indy cackled as Mr. Heiss ushered him into the back of the limo. He waited for Mr. Heiss to sit beside him before cuddling close. “I like them.”

“They’re fine.” Mr. Heiss rolled his eyes. “For flesh bags.”

“Reminder you care very deeply about a flesh bag. The one right here.”

Mr. Heiss grabbed Indy’s chin to tilt his face upward. “While that may be true, there is still the matter of a very, very severe punishment ahead of you.”

“Me?” Indy’s heart skipped a beat. “What did I do?”

“You’ve been mouthy, rude, and disobedient.”

“Mmm, that doesn’t sound like me.” Indy grinned, flicking out his tongue toward Mr. Heiss’s lips. “Are you sure?”

“Very sure. As soon as we return home and you check on your dearly departed grandmother, I am going to give you a very thorough demonstration.”

“Of what? Me being mouthy and rude? That’s sort of a weird thing for you to demonstrate. Shouldn’t I be the one demonstrating that? Specifically with my mouth?”

Mr. Heiss sighed and waved his hand. “Case in point.”

“No, dick in mouth,” Indy corrected. “That’s where I’m trying to go with this.”

“If only that would actually shut you up.”

“How about you demonstrate that for me and we’ll see? For science.”

“Science?”

“Yes. Sexy, sexy science.”