Usually, that shuts conversations down before they even start—somewhere between visible discomfort and a full sprint for the door. Exactly how I like it. I’ve got zero intention of dipping back into the dating pool. My idiot ex already gave me a lifetime supply of bullshit, nuking my tolerance for romantic drama. Now I’m focused on my career. My ideal men exist only on paper, and they do exactly what I tell them to.
Click. The pen pops back out.
“Oh, yeah? Sounds interesting.”
My pen stalls. Why doesn’t he sound intimidated? He sounds… irritatingly genuine. Like he’s actually curious.
I exhale slowly, jaw tightening. “Listen, cowboy…”
“Hey, I’m not exactly a cowboy…” The yellow-and-black flannel sleeve slides onto the bar, closing the distance. He lifts his pint and taps it against mine. His Rustler’s Brew clinks sharply against my Smithwick’s.
“More like a new cowboy. I’ve always lived out in the country, but I finally got a ranch of my own. I decided to buy it the second I moved here—it’s always been kind of my—”
Christ. He’s still talking.
A tic starts at the base of my neck. A vein above my eyebrow pulses, keeping time with the mechanical bull behind us. It’s going to pop.
I pick up my beer and take a long sip.
Who am I to turn down a free drink?
After all, it’s the best beer I’ve ever had.
“Do you always talk this fucking much?” I snap, cutting him off.
That vein is about three seconds from popping and turning me into a murderer.
“Is it a writer thing to be so… grumpy?” His tone is calm, unoffended, almost amused. “I have a friend who—”
That’s it.
“Listen, new cowboy—whatever the hell that means…” I spin on my stool, ready to burn him alive with a look.
But… wow.
Just… wow.
The words die before they even make it out.
Beneath the slightly tipped brim of a black Stetson, two clear blue eyes meet mine, bright with amusement. He’s the opposite of the gothic darkness I was just buried in, apart from his dark hair. Square jaw, dark stubble, that rough, effortless kind of rugged. His flannel shirt strains over broad shoulders and a solid chest, the collar snug against a strong neck. He’s offensively handsome, all sharp lines and bright, magnetic energy.
Can we rewind the tape?
I’m not looking for a relationship. That’s off the table. But… who says I can’t enjoy this absolute specimen of a man for one night?
Maybe I could take the night off. No dark lords and crypts tonight. Just muscles and flannel.
My gaze slides back up, locking with his.
“What did you say your name was?”
A slow, knowing smile curves his lips. His fingers drift to his shirt collar, and with a shameless ease, he undoes the top button, revealing a flash of golden skin and the sharp line of a collarbone.
Christ.
Do not roll my eyes.
Do not ro—