Page 53 of Unleashed

You got me. Pretending Trevor isn’t at work is so fucking hilarious I had to make it into a bit.

OF COURSE I’M BEING SERIOUS.

Walker

Hey now. All caps means you’re yelling. Someone’s going to get their feelings hurt.

Tobias

Like you didn’t JUST stop using them, Grampa.

And I’m sure Trevor’s still at work. Security probably just doesn’t know where he is.

Titus

His car isn’t in the lot.

Tobias

Oh shit.

Walker

WTF?

Titus

Yeah.

Should I call the cops? Put out a missing person alert? I don’t know how to handle this situation.

Trevor

Calm the fuck down. I’m fine. I had something to do.

Tucker

You had something to do besides work?

Trevor

Yes. I’m allowed to have something to do besides work.

Titus

Of course you’re allowed. You just never have.

Trevor

Probably because I knew you assholes would all have a meltdown over it.

Tucker

Where in the hell are you?

Trevor

None of your fucking business.