Page 128 of Dragon 7

Pussy-care Prescription

Nyomi

Three nurses and one female doctor stood around Deja in a corner. She'd been holding an impromptu TED Talk for several minutes.

The female doctor sighed. "The men I meet do not make the amount of money I do. The Dragon pays me better than any hospital. My mother says I should aim lower for men. She introduced me to one guy. He struggles, but sells anime-themed phone cases on one of the corners of Shibuya Crossing."

"Hell no." Deja wagged her finger. “If he wants to marry a doctor he’s going to have to do more than that.”

“But. . .I have not dated in so long I fear. . .my passion is leaving me.”

"What does that mean? Are you playing with your pussy?”

The guard next to me shifted as if he was close to rushing out of the space.

The doctor widened her eyes. “Well. . .sometimes. . .”

“Hell no. Listen. Play with your pussy at least every other day."

I snorted.

Girl. . .

The shocked doctor looked at the nurses as they chuckled.

“Girl, it’s your pussy. Be nice to her.” Deja shrugged. "Always aim high. Men who make money aren't great finds because they're rich. It's because they have the characteristics of people that know how to make money and keep it."

The doctor adjusted her glasses with the back of her wrist. "Such as?"

Deja held up her fingers and folded them down one by one. "Most rich guys have discipline. They do what needs to be done even when they don't feel like it. Second, a lot of rich guys understand delayed gratification. They sacrifice today's comfort for tomorrow's rewards.”

The doctor widened her eyes.

Deja continued, “Then, there’s the fact that they are more responsible than broke guys. They take ownership instead of blaming their mama, their daddy, their ex, or the goddamn weather."

One of the nurses snickered.

"Four is of course. . .resilience. A rich guy gets knocked down and he usually gets back up. He doesn't quit because the road got hard." Deja's voice slowed. "Five is emotional regulation. Rich guys don't lose their whole mind because they didn’t get the promotion or whatever. They sit with the feeling, let it pass, and then create opportunity to win."

“Oh my.” The doctor was nodding now. “I like this list a lot. What’s the last one?”

"Integrity. Their name and empire mean something. What they say and what they do tend to match up. If you can find one man with those six, baby, you can build a whole life with him. The money is the result of the man. The man is not the result of the money. You feel me?"

“Yes. I. . .feel you a lot.” The doctor stared at her. "I have never heard it explained that way."

"That's because nobody is teaching women shit like that. Instead, we see movies where the girl bypasses the rich guy for some basic ass dude for love." Deja rolled her eyes. “Men run the media industry and stay trying to get in our heads. Now why would she not pick the rich guy?”

One nurse opened her mouth in shock. “And the rich guy is usually the bad guy.”

“Exactly.” Deja pointed at her. “Oh girls, don’t be gold diggers. Pick the men that don’t know how to make money. Now why would I do that when the dude can’t even afford my pussy?”

All of the women blinked—the nurses and doctor.

One of my guards cleared his throat.

“Naw. Always aim high. Unless of course you are a Bargain Basic Bitch.”

The doctor quickly shook her head. “I am certainly not that.”