Page 74 of Knocked Up

"Or your mouth."

"No."

"That's the question."

"That's not a question."

"Beckett."

"Come here," I said.

And she came there. I've never in my life been given anything the way that woman gave me that.

She is a person who cannot be helped. She will not take a decaf without arguing about it. She has never once let anybody carry a bag of food from a van. And she came into that room and sat down on the edge of a narrow bed and let me put my hands on her. Inside a minute I understood I was not going to be allowed to be careful. She got a fist in my shirt and said, "Don't do the careful thing." I said, "I'm doing the careful thing." She said, "I've had four months of everybody in my life doing the careful thing." I stopped doing the careful thing.

I got her out of the shirt and then I stopped. At sixteen weeks a body is a different shape than the one I knew. I put my palm flat and low and open across it and did not move. She went absolutely still under my hand. Then she said, in a voice with something coming apart in it, "Beckett, I swear to God." I said, "Give me a second," and she gave me a second.

Then I put my mouth where my hand had been, and then lower. After that she stopped talking in sentences.

She could not keep hold of anything. This is a woman who runs an emergency clinic on four hours of sleep and has never once handed anybody a task. She held onto the top of my head with both hands and told me what she wanted in a voice with no armor left in it. She said my name twice near the end like it was something she had found in a drawer.

Afterward she lay against my chest with her heart going. Her hand came up and flattened out on the middle of me, on the scar, where it always goes.

"That's not covered," she said, to the ceiling.

"No."

"That is nowhere in amendment one."

"No, it isn't."

"You'd have to draft something."

"I'm not drafting that," I said.

Tessa started laughing and could not stop for a while. I lay in the dark in a room that smells like kittens and antiseptic with the best thing that has ever happened to me shaking on my chest. Bear got up off the floor, put his chin on the mattress, and sighed at us both like a man who has seen enough.

The world came in on the 22nd of January at four in the afternoon.

I was in the players' lounge with a coffee and my feet up. The national afternoon show was on the wall with the sound low. My father's face came up on it.

Roy does a segment on Thursdays, in a blue jacket. The thing about my father on television is that he is very good. I've never met anybody outside my family who does not like him.

"There's a story out of Denver," Roy said, "and I'm not going to be the one to tell it."

And then he told it for ninety seconds.

He never said a fact. That is his whole craft and I've watched him do it since I was nine. He said situation. He said personal circumstances. He said that this is a young man in a contract year with a lot on his plate right now. He said, look, you all saw the clip in November. He said, I have no idea, and I'm not going to speculate. He said, I love him, and I want him to be all right.

He said I love him on national television.

Skoglund got up and turned it off, which is a thing I will not forget about Skoglund. About six guys found something to do with their hands.

I sat there and the old cold came up my chest the way it does. There is a version of me that goes into a room by himself and stays there two days. I could feel him arriving.

My phone lit on the arm of the chair.

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