Prologue
“Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake, we must not interrupt him too soon.”
~Lord Nelson
London, England
Winter
On the Way to the Wedding
Miss Andromena McQuoid-Smith, of the enormous, loving, scandal-finding, Scottish McQuoid family, loved—in no particular order—the following: Embroidering—to her family’s everlasting horror. Playing the pianoforte and singing, also to the other McQuoids and Smiths’ confusion. A good game and jest—being jovial, the jovial Scots they were, they understood that far more. Winning—naturally, all McQuoids did, but Andromena more than most of them.
All of them.
As a lass, in the Game of Graces she had been unparalleled. On account, none of the other McQuoid lasses had any aspirations to be ladylike.
She’d cried copiously when she’d lost at hoop and stick.
She’d stomped her foot in defiance when coming in second, third, or last at Ducks and Drakes. After all, when skipping stones, it was a good deal less clear to ascertain for sure who really was the winner.
During games of Blind Man’s Bluff, she had always lost. Only because all the McQuoids ganged up on her—is what she used to rail. Once she matured and grew into a woman, she still maintained that there’d been an element of this behind her losses.
This wild, spirited Scottish spirit and desire for a good time was precisely how Andromena convinced her cousin, Lady Fleur McQuoid, and her about-to-be-married-to-the-duke sister, Meghan McQuoid-Smith, to attend Lord and Lady Rutland’s scandalous masquerade earlier that winter. Oh, she’d been so masterful each elder girl believed they were the one who’d concocted the scheme. But it had been all Andromena’s doing.
Just like now, for instance, broken down in her uncle, the Earl of Abington’s Hooper’s and Company carriage until help arrived for her, Meghan, and Fleur on their way to Meghan’s wedding to a stodgy, Duke of Hartwell.
Warm and toasty as the ladies were—now, the past tense—Andromena hadn’t been content to sit with the metal warming box and brick footwarmers and wait for rescue to come. Oh, no. She got it into her head to play a game of hide-and-go-snowball fight—a clever mix, if she, as the creator, did say so herself—of hide and seek and snowball fighting.
Help was on the way.
It had been inevitable.
Her stomach fell. Women weren’t allowed any fun. Absolutely none. Men got billiards and break-neck racing and ladies got saddled with sedate, side-saddle rides. Gentlemen visited clubs and wagered with actual coins and not buttons and beads in quiet parlors, as the wagering ladies like her and her kin did.
Men went where they wanted, when they wanted.
And when they did, well, good Lord, did men not come out of the crevices to snatch them away as quickly as they could. For there was nothing society despised more than a lady enjoying a good time.
Through the fast-falling snow and the clouds of white left by her breath in the cold air, Andromena’s gaze rested on a form in the distance.
For a moment, she thought he—whoever he was (she was strongly pulling for it to be her bachelor brother, Camp, who still hadn’t become stodgy from marriage)—hadn’t spied her. Tall, clad from the tip of his black tricorn hat to his swirling black cloak and black leather riding boots, it really could be any of her privateering cousins, brothers, or their privateer friends and crew.
For a much longer moment, she considered bolting back into the thicket. But he was marching not only closer, but faster, and her beloved pink cloak began snapping and waving like a flag—a brilliant wool beacon calling out, ‘My mistress is here, come rescue her.’
“Adieu, fun to be had with my last sister,” she shivered, whispering into the cold. Her sister—who had become increasingly dull since her betrothal—would be horrified to be caught traipsing around the countryside.
On the other hand, no one would twitch so much as an eyelid at the sodden state of Andromena’s satin skirts and satin, cream-colored, heeled boots.
And doing what any loyal sister and best friend would do, Andromena dashed out from the canopy of the trees, arms waving. “I see you,” she called. “I am coming…Here I am!” What she was really saying was: you, sir. Tread not a step further. Stay where you are.
Apparently, some men were capable of listening to a woman, after all.
For this one stopped and waited for her to approach.
Since he stopped, it also allowed her to slow her steps and to give her sister and cousin a chance to get back undiscovered; she shouted to the solitary figure. “Come to rescue us, have you?” All men thought themselves that. Far easier for them to think that than accept they were big bothers and stealers of fun.
Judging by his silence, the fellow was less of a noble rescuer and more of an annoyed one, clearly put out at being sent to fetch his sister or cousins.