Page 173 of Sins of Innocence

Joy: sorry

Sadie: Good job, dad. Mom's not 🥹anymore. She's blushing. 😳😆

Áine → Wraith: Did you have to tell them that?

Wraith → Áine: Yes.

Maureen: If we're all done emotionally devastating each other, someone needs to stop Joy from ordering six hundred dollars' worth of glitter markers.

Joy: THEY SPARKLE

Neeve: she added 47 packs to the cart

Joy: I WAS COMPARING COLORS

Áine → Wraith: You said there were parental controls on their phones. How does she have access to a shopping app?

Wraith → Áine: Ellie vetted the app. There's nothing on there the girls shouldn't have.

Áine → Wraith: Maybe an embedded spending limit would have been a good idea.

Wraith: 47 packs of markers are overkill, sunshine. Dial it back to one.

Joy: 😔

Kieran: Three packs max.

Joy: I LOVE YOU

Áine: Kieran. 🤨

Wraith: What? She negotiated well.

Neeve: that's literally not what happened

Sadie: He folded instantly.

Maureen: Men are weak to little girls. Your grandfather once bought your mother a goat because she cried at a petting zoo.

Áine: In fairness, it was an adoption and the goat 🐐 stayed at the animal sanctuary. 😊

Joy: I WANT A GOAT TO LIVE WITH US

Wraith: No livestock in Queens.

Joy: 😔

Áine → Wraith: Don't you dare give into that sad face. 🚫

Wraith → Áine: We could adopt one like your dad did for you.

Áine → Wraith: You're hopeless. 🩷

Wraith → Áine: You're giving mixed signals here.

Áine → Wraith: Tell me about it.

Áine → Wraith: Will you be home tonight?