That’s just cold.
(devil emoji)
LOL Fuck you.
Please do.
Garrett
Holy shit, that was a wild game.
Tell me about it. I think my heart is still racing.
You and half of Pittsburgh.
No wonder one of their major sponsors is the cardiologist center.
Seriously. Still annoyed we lost, but hey, a point’s a point.
True. Are shootouts as stressful for you as they are for us?
OMG I HATE SHOOTOUTS
That bad?
They’re awful. And they’re so stupid. Just do another period of 3-on-3 FFS.
That’s stressful too!
Not as much as a shootout!
Fair.
Ah well. I’ll take a shootout over losing in regulation. Like I said, a point’s a point.
Shame you’re not home. Pretty sure we could help each other de-stress.
OMG that sounds so good tonight.
Yeah?
Are you kidding? I have like 8 brain cells that are solely focused on “need to get home and fuck Garrett.”
Only 8?
I have to keep my Call of Duty cheat codes somewhere. (shrug)
LOL ok fine
If I told you I was naked right now, how many brain cells would you allot?
FFS you’re going to kill me.
Not on purpose.
LOL Goddammit, I can’t wait to get home.
Liam