Page 76 of A Lady's Guide to Scandal

‘Life does not always go to plan,’ Radcliffe reminded her. ‘And we have both made mistakes where our families are concerned. Archie fell into real danger tonight, and I have been too distracted to notice the signs and was entirely too arrogant to accept your warning. This could have caused irreversible damage to his life and I would never have forgiven myself. I can only apologise to him and try to do better.’

They looked at one another. The room was quiet but for the crackle of the fire, and they both observed it and each other, waiting. Waiting to see what would happen next, as though – whatever it was – was quite inevitable, and they need only wait for its arrival. The silence lingered for one moment, then another. Kitty could feel her heart beating hard in her chest and she squeezed her gloves tightly between her palms. She drew in a sharp breath, unable to bear it a second longer – but then, a loud crash from upstairs interrupted them. They both looked up, listening to the sounds of Cecily stomping about.

Radcliffe picked up his hat. ‘I shall leave you to get some rest,’ he said. ‘And I shall see you Monday night.’

Archie was talking amicably to Lawrence by the curricle when Radcliffe descended, his mood seeming to be very much restored.

‘Home?’ he asked Radcliffe, a mix of relief and dread in his face.

‘Home,’ Radcliffe confirmed. ‘Let us practise what we are going to say to Mama.’

Archie groaned. ‘It’s going to be awful, isn’t it?’

‘The worst,’ Radcliffe agreed. ‘Apologise profusely – don’t give any excuses – and try to hug her as soon as you can. She loves you; she just doesn’t want to see you hurt.’

‘Perhaps she won’t have noticed I was gone,’ Archie said, though without much hope. ‘I feel such a fool.’

‘We must allow ourselves to be fools, every now and then – and especially when we are young,’ Radcliffe told him. ‘I do not even have the excuse of youth. I should have helped you more, Archie, seen that you needed someone to talk to. Though I wish, too, that you would have come to me.’

‘I was going to,’ Archie said quietly. ‘I even got so far as coming to your lodgings … And then I saw Miss Talbot leaving. Thought perhaps – I don’t know. With the dancing, and you saying I shouldn’t marry her, and then seeing her there – I thought you might have done it all on purpose, for a second.’

Radcliffe sighed: of all the coincidences.

‘I danced with Miss Talbot, that first night, because she had asked it of me,’ he said slowly. ‘She thought they would have an easier time of it in high society, if they were seen to be close to our family. And Miss Talbot called upon me, that morning, to ask if I knew anything of the, ah, the characters of her suitors. And I said you should not marry her, Archie, because I honestly think you would not suit.’

‘Oh,’ Archie said. ‘Oh, well, when you put it like that, it all makes sense. Damned silly of me, really, to suppose your affections were truly fixed. Not our James, eh?’

He jabbed Radcliffe good-naturedly in the ribs – perhaps a little too hard, he thought in concern, judging from the pain upon his brother’s face.

It did not feel worth telling Radcliffe that he had a horrible suspicion that Miss Talbot still intended to become Mrs Archibald de Lacey, after all. No use complicating matters this evening, it had already been such a busy day – and anyway, damned if he knew what he was going to do about that, either. Couldn’t bear to let the poor creature down, when she’d gone so far out of her way to help him. But … Couldn’t help thinking that perhaps Radcliffe had been right and they weren’t that well suited after all.

‘Should we tell Mama what Miss Talbot did?’ Archie asked after some thought. ‘Not sure she’d approve, can’t say it was at all proper, Hinsley bringing her along.’

Radcliffe shrugged. ‘She might surprise you.’

The scene at Grosvenor Square was not a pleasant one. Pattson had reported to Lady Radcliffe the details of Captain Hinsley’s visit as soon as she had returned that night, and so by the time her sons entered the drawing room she seemed on the point of calling for the Bow Street Runners to search the Thames.

The narration of Archie’s evening only went downhill from there. In the first instance, Lady Radcliffe fell into quasi-hysterics simply from hearing that Archie had been to faro clubs in Soho. This rather irritated Archie, who felt it to be an overreaction.

‘If you’re going to be like that about everything,’ he said crossly, ‘this is going to take us hours and I’d rather like to go to bed before dawn.’

Radcliffe winced as Archie was taken loudly to task for his insensitivity towards his mother, whom he had almost killed with his behaviour.

‘I am not a well woman!’ she reminded him.

The ensuing lecture ended with the lady loudly forbidding him from leaving the house ever again, whether alone or under supervision. After Archie pointed out that they were all expected at Lady Cholmondeley’s ball on Monday evening, his mother gave him special dispensation for balls and routs only. Radcliffe had been correct, however, in predicting his mother was made of sterner stuff than she seemed – for once the story had begun in earnest, she stayed quiet, hanging on his Archie’s every word without interruption. At the end, she turned to Radcliffe and they shared an aghast stare: how close Archie had come to being quite ruined.

‘We owe Miss Talbot a great debt,’ she said seriously, to them both. ‘And we must all do whatever we can to repay her.’

Strangely, this made Archie look more anxious than he had for several hours.

‘Must we?’ he asked tentatively. ‘Whatever we can?’

‘Archie, the girl risked her life for you,’ his mother scolded. Archie sighed, looking glum again. Lady Radcliffe dismissed him to bed soon after, and he left gratefully, looking bone tired.

‘Goodness,’ Lady Radcliffe said into the room. ‘Goodness, what a night.’

‘I owe you an apology,’ Radcliffe said abruptly. ‘You were right to worry – I should have listened.’