Page 44 of The One Where They Fall in Love
I’m disappointed in how long it took you to get there
Lucy
My apologies to Joey and Chandler
Lucy
Wait… what kind of danger?
Lucy
Have you been kidnapped?? BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP!
Elle
We’re texting, how would I blink??
Lucy
That sounds like a kidnapper talking. Quick, tell me something only Elle would know
Elle
Your code word for danger is Burt
Lucy
Damn, you’re a smart kidnapper
Elle
LUCY! We do not have time for this! I am in a crisis
My apartment flooded…
Lucy
Oh no! Hold on, I’ll call you
Elle
No I can’t talk
I’m in Oliver’s apartment
Lucy
YAAAASSS
Elle
THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR CELEBRATION!
I cannot sleep in the same room as this man. HE IS NOT WEARING A SHIRT
Lucy
Take a picture please
