He dropped the chain holding the key around my neck.
“Fine,” I said, playing along. “I accept the honor.”
Then I made a great show of inspecting the handcuffs, holding them up to the stage lights and squinting at them while locking the clasps and then unlocking them with the key, much to the squealing delight of the children.
“Well?” Garrett asked me. “Does everything seem to be in order?”
“It does.”
They really did appear to be an ordinary pair of handcuffs, not the trick kind my mother gave me when I was little—a pair that broke after approximately five uses—back when I still believed in magic.
I returned the cuffs to him, conscious of the cold metal of the key resting against the skin of my chest. “Regulation handcuffs.”
“Thank you, madam. And now, if you will do me the great honor—” He held his arms out to his sides. “Pleasesearch my pockets to ensure I have no other key in my possession and am not cheating this fine audience gathered here tonight.”
I took a quick step backward. “Uh, no. I’m not searching your pockets.” The jerk.
“Ms. Wright.” Garrett wore a look of mock dismay. I knew his feelings weren’t really hurt. But he was good at pretending they were. “You were doing so well until now. Why won’t you reach into my pockets and make sure I don’t have a spare key? Surely you aren’t frightened of the power of mymagic, are you?”
Ugh, he was disgusting. I knew he thought he was being funny—a number of people in the audience were laughing, even if the “joke” went straight over the heads of the kids, though they laughed as well, since they could hear some of the adults laughing.
But Garrett’s joke wasn’t funny to me. It was gross and inappropriate, especially in light of the rumors I’d heard about him.
Of course, they were only rumors, and it was wrong to judge people based on gossip... something I probably should have kept in mind where Will Price was concerned.
But there was no way I was playing along with his little game. I was inhaling to tell him so when a deep voice rang out from the crowd.
“I’ll do it.”
I hardly had time to register who the deep voice belonged to before its owner stepped up onto the stage.
It was Will, of course.
“Uh.” The smile disappearing from Garrett’s face, he lowered his arms. “No, that’s okay. I’ll just—”
“Turn your pockets inside out?” Will asked coldly, reaching over to do exactly that. He thrust both hands inside the pockets of Garrett’s trousers and wrenched them outward. “There. Look, folks. Nothing to see here. Nothing at all.”
Garrett’s cheeks were turning pink under the bright glare of the stage lights, but he managed to keep it together, even as I’d begun grinning like a maniac because Will Price had come to my rescue.
Not that I’dneededWill to come to my rescue, of course. I had been one hundred percent purr-fectly capable of handling the situation of Garrett Newcombe and his inappropriate suggestion that I put my hands down his pants.
But the idea that Will hadthoughthe’d needed to come rushing up onto the stage and protect me from Garrett’s disgusting pants proposal?
So sweet!
Until I realized that I wasn’t the only person who’d noticed. Both Jasmine and Cassidy had lifted their phones to start filming, and so had a few total strangers in the audience. I had the sense that we were mere seconds away from the incident being submitted to BuzzFeed as more evidence that Will and I were an item.
Worse, I was beginning to think this wouldn’t be the worst thing... especially as I took Will by the arm and attempted to push him off the stage, and I felt the hardness of his bicep beneath the soft material of his linen jacket.
“Thanks so much, Will,” I said. “But if you could just go back to your seat, I can take it from here—”
“Are you sure?” He looked—well, furious was the only word to describe it.
Furious on my account. This was a first. I couldn’t remember a man ever being furious on my account, except possibly my dad when he read what Will had said about me in theTimes.
I was going to have to remember what this felt like so I could slip it intoKitty Katz #27.
“I’m sure,” I said, steering Will back to his seat. Fortunately he let me. “It’s all good.”