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Iraced past houses and duplexes painted in mint green, cornflower blue, and pastel yellow.
Horns honked and grills ate the pavement as I veered left across traffic, onto a side street.
I blazed past empty lots and little more than shanties with peeling paint and dry rot.
The sportbikes rounded the corner, their engines howling.
With the throttle full out, I raced down the boulevard past decrepit structures and abandoned buildings coated with grime. I banked a hard left on a one-way and weaved around slower cars. Parked vehicles on both sides of the road narrowed the lane.
After a quick right, I throttled up and raced past a tire shop.
The sportbikes caught up in no time.
This time, the dirtbag came up behind me and swung the bat hard.
I ducked, and the bat grazed my spine as he swung.
The other ass clown kicked my scooter, which sent me into a shimmy.
I tried to regain control, but veered left, careening straight for a parked car. I crashed into it and went flying over the handlebars.
The few seconds I was airborne felt like an eternity.
Everything slowed down.
If God wanted me to fly, he’d have given me wings. I certainly would have taken them.
Catapulted over the vehicle, I crashed onto the grassy dirt of an empty lot and tumbled. It was a miracle I missed the palm tree.
That would have been painful.
The dirt was no picnic, but it was a lot better than a tree trunk or concrete.
The tumble lessened the impact.
When I came to a stop, I was scuffed and scraped. Numb from the adrenaline.
I didn't think I'd broken anything.
The scumbags on the sportbikes screeched to a halt, climbed off, and marched in my direction. Slugger looked like he was ready to finish the job.
Guys from the tire shop came running to see if I was okay. They'd seen the whole interaction. With tire irons in their hands, they squared off against the thugs.
After a brief standoff, the goons backed off. They hurried back to the bikes and took off. Exhausts rattled as they disappeared into the city.
"Are you okay?" a guy from the tire shop asked, extending his hand.
I took it, and he helped me to my feet.
"I think so," I said, dusting away the grass and dirt.
"You’re bleeding," he said. "I have some bandages."
One of them grabbed my e-bike, while the other escorted me back to the tire shop, which was really just a lot with a bunch of half-tread tires, a carport, and a machine to remove the tire from the rim. Blood trickled down my elbow and my knee. By the time I got back to the tire shop, I was limping a little, and the soreness had set in.
Francisco grabbed a first-aid kit. I figured if you worked in a tire shop, there were a lot of busted knuckles and smashed fingers. With some peroxide, he cleaned the wounds and bandaged them.