Page 15 of Chasing Hope
spooning has amazing health benefits
IRVING
yeah, lowers your stress level!
ELLINGTON
you were butt naked!
JOHNSON
and I bet you liked that
reminiscent of your threesome
ELLINGTON
shut the fuck up, you old prick. at least I’ve had athreesome
JOHNSON
I’m the king of threesomes
IRVING
yeah—you, your left hand, and your pathetic right one
O’CONNOR
have I been living under a rock???
when the hell did you have a threesome with Irving?
JOHNSON
anyone got footage for blackmail?
IRVING
don’t lie you just want the material to get off
CRAWFORD
what the actual fuck guys
this is next level
the girls read this
JOHNSON
hence why it’s meant to be the guys’ group chat
IRVING
nah the comedy is too good to deprive them
ASHFORD
