Page 224 of Fighting Chance

never

I plan to be a bachelor for the rest of my days

IRVING

plan or forced to be?

JOHNSON

fuck you

VALENTI

fuck yeah Ashfordway to go

ELLINGTON

am I the last to know??? Why the fuck did I not notice a romance brewing???

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

pays to pull your head off a bunny’s lips from time to time

IRVING

HAHAHAHAHA

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

no idea why you’re laughing Irving, you could too

IRVING

I’m good with suffocation from bunnies

KIERAN

happy to announce boys

I’m in love

MITCHEL

does this mean we have another chick to worry about reading these chats?

KIERAN

absolutely

IRVING

I’m creating another one without the pussy-whipped bitches

BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER

do that and I’ll make sure Bella doesn’t let you eat another blueberry muffin

IRVING