Page 79 of What We Bury

Milo

After the recent . . . issue . . . I felt we could all use some bro time. The top results included a bunch of stuff that none of us enjoy, and bowling. So I’ve signed us up to the local bowling league. Our first game is June 14 at 2pm. That’s a Sunday. Mark your calendars. I already paid the deposit. Team name is pending but I’m tossing up between Irritable Bowl Syndrome and I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter. Open to thoughts.

Micah

I think you’re crazy if you think any of us would 1. Like those names 2. Have time to participate

Milo

But there’s a trophy! It’s shaped like a pin! I need that trophy, Micah. I need it. I NEEEEEEDDDDD IT!!!

Micah

Fine. I’m in.

Milo

THAT’S MY GUY!!! We need three more and we have a team!

Milo

Knox?

Knox

No.

Milo

Too bad, you’re outvoted.

Knox

I didn’t fucking vote.

Milo

I believe in a democratic society, silence can be interpreted as consent

Holden

That is absolutely not how consent works and I’m concerned you think it is. Do I need to have a talk with you?

Holden

Also, absofuckinglutely not to IBS. Gross.

Milo

How about Snakes on a Lane? Or Britney Spares? What about Balls of Fury???

Holden

This is strike one, Milo. I swear to god . . .

Milo

WE NEED TO BOND! AT BOWLING! YOU HAVE WEEKS TO PREPARE! NON NEGOTIABLE! Eli, tell them!!!!