Page 109 of Love Expert

Where is Maggie finding you people? Jesus. Seems she’s got 5’6” brunettes on speed dial. Was there a casting call?

Cassidy:

He’s so freakin’ in love with her, it’s sickening.

Billy:

Shut up! Also, I wore red on Wednesday, but she didn’t really seem to notice. Did I do it wrong?

Brienne:

Relax, Detective. I’m positive she noticed. Like, I don’t KNOW, since it’s not like I see her on a regular, random day. But I bet she was just too shy to say something.

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Billy:

I stole a cookie from Jeremy’s cookie stash. I couldn’t help myself! The container was so tempting, and he’s only 8, so his hiding skills suck. Why do you think Maggie won’t bake cookies for me? Am I really that unlikable?

Cassidy:

You stole from an 8yo! That’s probably why you don’t get cookies. Karma sees all.

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Billy:

She’s moved on from red. Now she says a green shirt would bring the green out in my eyes. Should I try the red again, though? She had a red elastic in her hair yesterday…

Brienne:

Wear green today. Try the red again tomorrow. Stop stressing so much. You’re giving desperate.

Billy:

I AM DESPERATE!

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Billy:

I kissed her.

Brienne:

WHAT?? WHEN?

Cassidy:

How was it??

Billy:

She didn’t kiss me back.

Brienne:

Well… eek. That’s not ideal.