River:Are those masquerade masks in that picture? Those things are freaky.
Everly:We thought we might have a mardi gras theme!
River:So why did you keep all this after you changed your mind?
Everly:Well what if we want to have a mardi gras party someday? That stuff might come in handy!
Everly:And thank you sooooo much Fox for helping!
Fox:Shit. I thought this was the group thread without Everly. I wouldn’t have been talking shit about your storage unit if I knew you were reading this.
Everly:YOU HAVE A GROUP THREAD WITHOUT ME????
Three days later:
River:Uncle Reed says tent will be here in half an hour. All hands on deck.
River:And has anyone seen the gift boxes? Bodhi is having a meltdown because he can’t find them.
River:Nvm, found the gift boxes. But now we’re missing several crates of champagne.
The day after that:
Vega:I just got to the hotel kitchen to work on the cake and the catering staff is here getting set up. THIS FOOD SMELLS AMAZING.
Cade:Please bring extra cake home.
Later:
Leo:Bodhi is stress-screaming in the shower, if you’re wondering how things are going.
Alex:Were we crazy to think we could pull this off in one week?
Will:Nah. We got this.
That night:
Everly:EMERGENCY!! SOS!!!!
Bodhi:What? What’s wrong??
Everly:We forgot to get ice cream.
Will:That’s not an emergency, Lele.
Bodhi:You know the wedding is tomorrow, right? You can’t just text me stuff like that!
Everly:Sorry! But I can’t really have my wedding eve girl’s sleepover without ice cream…
River:You want one of us to go to town and get it, don’t you.
Everly:OMG, would you?? That would be AMAZING!
Wyatt:I’ll go. Just don’t text SOS again. I thought Bodhi was going to have a heart attack.
EIGHT
WYATT