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PENNY: Shit. My water just broke.

BRIDGET: Are you kidding?

PENNY: I’m a nurse. I don’t joke about bodily fluids.

BRIDGET: OMG! I’ll stop by your house to get your overnight bag and see you at the hospital!

This Summer

CRAIG: Wheels down in Vancouver, Stitch. You around?

BRIDGET: I’m around. Let me know when you’re at your house.

CRAIG: I will.

CRAIG: Looking forward to seeing you.

BRIDGET: Me too.

BRIDGET: He’s in Vancouver.

PENNY: Be strong.

BRIDGET: I will.

PENNY: You deserve a real relationship, Bridget.

BRIDGET: I know.

PENNY: You’re ending it today, right?

BRIDGET: Yes. In person. Like a grown-up.

PENNY: Good.

PENNY: Do not have sex with him.

BRIDGET: Course not!

PENNY: Bridget…

BRIDGET: I won’t! I’ll just give him a hug and be like, “Hey, we can’t have sex anymore. Let’s be friends with no benefits. Let’s be friends who have no situation of any kind. Let’s be super chill about it!”

PENNY: Do not have sex with him.

BRIDGET: Of course I’m not going to have sex with him.

CRAIG: About to fly out of Castlegar.

SAWYER: I have no fucking clue what a Castlegar is, but good luck with Stitch.

CRAIG: Don’t need luck.

CRAIG: Wait, I do need luck. I should have sex with her first.

SAWYER: I told the only woman I have ever said I want to be exclusive with after we had hot sex and she is currently having hot sex with someone who isn’t me, so—sure. Do that.

CRAIG: We should definitely fuck before we have the talk.