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CRAIG: How long are you gonna be at the restaurant? I have to shower.

SAWYER: Wait, are you guys having FaceTime sex now?

CRAIG: It just happened.

SAWYER: Yes. It just happens with girlfriends.

CRAIG: It also happens with cool women you’re friendly with while casually hooking up with them.

SAWYER: Didn’t you have dinner at her parents’ house?

CRAIG: They always have people over. Wasn’t a big deal.

SAWYER: And how often do you go to dinner at the home of the parents of the women you’re exclusively having sex with?

CRAIG: It’s not exclusive.

SAWYER: I don’t think you understand what exclusive means, buddy, or you’d be having sex with other women.

CRAIG: That’s hockey business.

SAWYER: Right. You’re committed to hockey. Not to Stitch.

CRAIG: It’s a system that works.

SAWYER: So you’re saying you wouldn’t want to see her if you were playing badly?

CRAIG: Sure, but it can never be serious anyway. She’d never want to leave Kenton.

SAWYER: Did she say that?

CRAIG: I can’t ask her to leave her family business.

SAWYER: Have you talked about it?

CRAIG: Don’t have to. We aren’t all meant for marriage, Big Daddy.

CRAIG: Hello?

CRAIG: Is this thing on?

SAWYER: Apparently I am also one of those people who isn’t meant for marriage.

CRAIG: Shit. Did she leave you?

SAWYER: She’s not asking for full-time custody, so. It is what it is.

CRAIG: I’m coming to the restaurant. Don’t leave.

SAWYER: Hurry up. I hate this place.

Two Summers Ago

CRAIG: Hey. I’ll be in Kenton in a couple of days.

BRIDGET: Hey! That was a great game yesterday. Except for the end.

CRAIG: You watched it?