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Jefferson

*sends screenshot of article*

Mack Attack

HOLY FUCK C-MONEY ARE YOU MARRIED?

Jefferson

*sends zoomed in picture of me and Avery leaving hospital*

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that not a ring on that left hand?

Mack Attack

OH MY GOD! Why the fuck weren’t we invited? This is bullshit.

Niko

Gee, I wonder why.

Jefferson

YOU KNEW?

Mack Attack

YOU KNEW?

I scroll past the remaining messages because it’s just the two stooges freaking out about a wedding that didn’t even happen and why they weren’t groomsmen. Niko has neither confirmed nor denied the allegations yet, so I put him out of his misery so they can stop asking him.

Yes, we’re married. No, Niko was not there. Now leave me the fuck alone. I’m with my wife.

Jefferson

Holy Shit.

Mack Attack

He just called her his wife.

Jefferson

Wait, so is she actually pregnant then too?

That’s none of your goddamn business. But no, she’s not. So don’t be spreading any other fucking rumors or I will end you.

Mack Attack

Yeah, Kyle. Stop gossiping.

Jefferson

Zip it, Aidan! Or I’ll tell them about your little crush.

Mack Attack

You wouldn’t dare.